13/10 Update

So not much has changed, still havn't got round to sending any more C.V's off which is disappointing as it lowers my chances of finding work and means I'm stuck in the home as a dependent for that much longer. I feel incredibly exhausted and weak - resultant of almost a week of very poor and frequently interrupted sleep.

So thought I'd write a few things about what I've learned so far:

1.) British social ettiquette is insufficient - one must learn to be rude to survive the lack of any sense of structure or order in terms of public services such as transport or queues.

2.) Polish people are absurdly tall, it makes for quite the emasculation when you need stilts to look into the eyes of 90% of the population

3.) Older people hate it when you speak English but appreciate trying Polish. Younger people hate it when you try and speak Polish and appreciate conversing in English.

4.) 99% of those who die under medical care, die en route;












5.) If you use public transportation, you will get groped in places you didn't even know you had!